The man had wooden teeth, and we put him on our money. I think this is kinda funny. He is a legend, carved into the side of a mountain. His name is on a bridge or two, our nations capital, and some western territory. We know he led soldiers to battle on a cold Christmas morning. The most trusted and revered man of his time, that is why they gave him the presidency. Signed the declaration of independence, that's a fact, chopped down a whole forest with a bayonet. He once slept with Marie Antoinette, and wrestled a bear with one hand tied behind his back.
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